1. pokemonmasterkimba:

    gaining new followers

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  2. dodgyegg:

    dagfella:

    mymomcantfindthisblog:

    dagfella:

    im gonna shove this car into a locker

    Do it. I dare you. Then, when you’re fast asleep in your bed, dreaming sweet dreams of cotton candy unicorns, they will come.

    The fandoms will come for you.

    ok

    because how dare someone show their enjoyment for things on their car

    what an affront to all humanity

    oh, the horror

    They used their own personal space, their own little place in the world, that they PAID for, to express themselves and make a pun along the way.

    Yeah.

    Wow.

    Get the pitchforks and torches ready.

     
  3. rolorevolution:

    Scott Pilgrim’s response was always on point

    (Source: patrickmasturbateman, via dodgyegg)

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  4. cybercitrus:

    pixelavender:

    adriofthedead:

    vicemag:

    A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

    just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

    thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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    convert your office into a horrible disaster

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  5. epochryphal:

    aromanticaardvark:

    leerans:

    thewordsmithy:

    merrilly:

    the term “aro-ace” is especially lovely because it also sounds like “arrow ace.” are you aromantic and asexual or are you an incredibly skilled and deadly archer. surprise, you’re both

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    Let’s not forget the original arrow ace: 

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    ARTEMIS JOKE I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG

    (via washingtonanon)

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  6. pardonmewhileipanic:

    mordicaifeed:

    concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

    regencyduchess:

    Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

    THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING

    "How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"

    I want to be this rich and indifferent one day

    (Source: shewolfofengland, via theamyway)

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  8. nethport:

    compliment the person you reblog this from in the tags

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  10. bleachdalilah:

    thtwhitegurrl:

    slutdust:

    I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

    They said “Thank you.”

    I said “Don’t mention it.”

    Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

    PLEASE EXPLAIN

    (via theamyway)

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